Things that make you say “Humm…??”

Any Ideas what this is? This is in the http://www.nohoflats.com that was built on Cass Ave in N Hyde Park. It looks like they are building only one side much like a Hollywood set. The back side had no walls??? When we asked this question on facebook our friends said “It looks like a mock up or sample in construction building.” 

Great Fun Recipe! Pony Tails

Our Crazy Fun Sister, Cheryll told us about a new recipe called, “Pony Tails”. We had such fun making this. First you take 2 inch pieces of Italian sausage or jumbo hot dogs. Then push spaghetti thru them & cook in boiling water. We used sweet Italian sausage. In a large frying pan we made one of our favorite sauces. 4 Tables spoons olive oil and 4 tables spoons butter. Saute 1 large sliced onion and some garlic. Then add 1 cup white wine, 1 cup chicken stock & 1 large bunch of kale chopped up. Bring to simmer and reduce liquid in half. Drain the pasta with sausage then return to cooking pot. Pour the sauce over the drained pasta, cover & let sit for 10 minutes. The pasta will absorb most of the liquid. Add a bit of cheese,
THANK YOU to Sister Cheryll for the fun night! Miss Amber even got a bite!!!

You Can Not Make this Up

    VW Date
One day we were talking with a lesbian couple abut embarrassing first dates. They laid this story upon us.
It was the 1970’s and a very hot summer day in upstate New York. The 2 were on their first date. To look extra sexy Mary wore a beautiful flowing cotton dress. Jenny called ahead and told Mary the she was driving her VW Bug and it didn’t have A/C. Mary thought to herself and said… No problem!  I will not wear my panties & will stay cool. Jenna pulled up & the VW had those large rounded beaded seats. Mary though even better! With out Jenna noticing Mary gently lifted her dress & started to roll around on the cool beaded seat. Off the two drove into the rolling hills countryside.
When they arrived, must to the horror of Mary… Private body hairs were now twisted & stuck in the beaded seat!!! Butch Jenny laughed and said, “No Problem that happens all the time on these seats!”
She then pulled out a pair of scissors from the glove compartment and cut Mary free.
What a first date! Something did go right because years latter the two are still together.

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Celebrating 25 years of community interactive provoking, often opinionated, thought. All in a weekly paper! We all know CL (Creative Loafing or former Weekly Planet) as community guide to the out of sight arts, inside political minds, unfurling food shops, unspeakable thoughts and what the heck is going on weekly all over Tampa Bay, magazine.
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We congratulate Editor-in Chief David Warner and the whole staff of writers at Creative Loafing

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Neil Simon’s, “Chapter Two”
 Performances April 12th thru May 4th at Carrollwood Players Theatre.
Directed by Eric Edington. www.carrollwoodplayers.org
Coming up in May: “Lend Me a Tenor”
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About The Show:
In this long-running Off-Broadway hit musical revue, Broadway’s greatest musical legends meet Broadway’s greatest satirist in this hilarious, loving, and endlessly entertaining tribute to some of the theatre’s greatest shows, stars and songwriters. It’s time to revisit, and laugh with some of your favorite shows: Annie (“I’m 30 Years Old, Tomorrow”), Hairspray (“You Can’t Stop the Camp”), West Side Story (“Chita/Rita America”), A Chorus Line (“What I Did For Laughs”), Les Misérables (“On My Phone”) and more. It’s the greatest, it’s the funniest and it’s the hottest celebration in town!

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Stageworks Theatre in the Channel District Proudly Presents
 

the Classic, “Of Mice and Men”
John Steinbeck’s timeless American classic, this gripping masterpiece is set in the desperate world of the Great Depression. It is a compelling tale of friendship and survival. Two lonely migrant workers dream of a place of their own but the dream is shattered in one searing, tragic moment. An extraordinary tale of love, loyalty and the power of hope.
Featuring: Nathan Jokela, Dennis Duggan, Slake Counts, Peter Konowicz, Peter Nason, Kaleb Lankford, Robert Richards, Cornelio Aguilera and Jessica Kerner. Richard Coppinger directs.
Performances from May 2-19, 2013
Thurs- Sat 8PM Sundays 3PM
Thurs May 2nd preview all seats $10.
Opening night $35. Enjoy entertainment before, reception before and after, with cheese, munchies and drinks. Meet the artists after the show.

 

 

Tickets for other nights $26.00; Seniors $22.00
Students, artists & military $10 pre-sales & half hour before show.
For group discounts of 10+ please call: 813- 727-2708

 

Stageworks Theatre at Grand Central at Kennedy
1120 E Kennedy Blvd Ground Floor
(West Building – Ground Floor)
Tampa, FL 33602
NEW DATES: For Actors with conflicts
Stageworks AUDITION: TampaWorks 2nd Annual original 10 minute plays:
When: Sunday, May 5th
Time: 7:30 PM
Callbacks: Monday May 6th
Time: 7:00PM
Performances; June 6-9, 2013: $100 Honorarium
Who: Diverse: females/males ages 20s-60s
What: cold read – monologue
Where: Stageworks
1120 e. Kennedy Blvd
W.Bldg. Tampa 33602
Call: for appt.: 813-251-8984
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YBOR CITY SATURDAY MARKET
APRIL, 2013
UPCOMING EVENTS

CELEBRATING EARTH DAY – April 20
(actual Earth Day is April 22)

It’s easy to celebrate Earth Day, just stop by the Ybor City Saturday Market and visit our earth-friendly artists & entrepreneurs!

 

Gary Clark Art: Each image is hand-carved with found objects such as seashells, milk carton lids and more and transformed into acrylic paint on recycled boards. All pieces are one-of-a-kind!
Re-usin by Susan: Each piece of jewelry is handcrafted and made with recycled items. You’ll be sure to find unique pieces made out of tabs, old magazines and newspapers, guitar picks and so much more.
One Glassy Lady: Vicki is sure to show you all that shines. Her unique glassware pieces are all made from recycled glass and transformed into works of art and beautiful accessories.
Our Stuff: From Trash to Treasure….literally! Rita and Sue will show you their magnificent pieces of trash, yes trash! Signs, yard art, wine bottles and so much more, their display will intrigue you and you won’t want to leave.
You’ll be sure to find many artists, crafters and gourmet food producers using locally produced and eco-friendly products to create their wares.

THE KIND VEHICLE IS VISITING THE MARKET
MAY 4, 10 A.M. – 1 P.M.

KIND Healthy Snacks will be bringing the KIND vehicle to the Ybor City Saturday Market to pass out some complementary KIND bars and Healthy Grains and encouraging people pay a little kindness forward in their lives. Stop by and enjoy some kindness and be sure to be kind to someone in your life.

HAPPY BALD DAY! “MEAT-BALD” CONTEST TOO!

JUNE 15, 10 A.M. – 1 P.M.

Join us for the 1st Annual Happy Bald Day, an event that is sure to make your hair stand!
Contests, Entertainment, Shopping, Barbers on site, be bold, go bald!
This event is in honor of those battling cancer.

FREE Contests for everyone:

*Are you bald? Is it……smoothest, most wrinkled, most moles, cutest bald baby, oldest, youngest? Enter to win and claim your title!

 

CALLING ALL COOKS!

*Meat-Bald cooking contest – win cash prizes for the
best tasting meatballs

*Meat-Bald eating contest

*So much more!

 

For more information on how to enter the contests,

email: ybormarket@yahoo.com

In This Issue
Celebrating Earth Day
KIND Vehicle is visiting the Market
Happy Bald Day!

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We are located in Centennial Park
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You will find 60+ vendors each week displaying their talent and locally produced products unique to our diverse community. Products include gourmet foods & sauces, fresh baked breads, prepared foods, herbs & plants, honey, fine cigars, fresh produce, pet treats, unique gifts, photography, artwork, jewelry, woodworking, bath & body products, candles and so much more!
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