You Can Not Make this Up

    VW Date
One day we were talking with a lesbian couple abut embarrassing first dates. They laid this story upon us.
It was the 1970’s and a very hot summer day in upstate New York. The 2 were on their first date. To look extra sexy Mary wore a beautiful flowing cotton dress. Jenny called ahead and told Mary the she was driving her VW Bug and it didn’t have A/C. Mary thought to herself and said… No problem!  I will not wear my panties & will stay cool. Jenna pulled up & the VW had those large rounded beaded seats. Mary though even better! With out Jenna noticing Mary gently lifted her dress & started to roll around on the cool beaded seat. Off the two drove into the rolling hills countryside.
When they arrived, must to the horror of Mary… Private body hairs were now twisted & stuck in the beaded seat!!! Butch Jenny laughed and said, “No Problem that happens all the time on these seats!”
She then pulled out a pair of scissors from the glove compartment and cut Mary free.
What a first date! Something did go right because years latter the two are still together.