One of our favorite drag performers had just got off work and was picked up by her boyfriend. The two of them stopped for the cross walk on 7th Ave & 16th street in front of Centro Ybor. Out of no where a pickup truck came racing down the street and hit the back of their car. The pick up then pulled over into the side street. The driver jumped out and checked his truck for damage, then drove off. Mean while the car had lunged forward 20 feet and stopped right in front of people drink martinis on the sidewalk in front of Carne’s. One lady grabbed her cell and called 911. The dispatcher on the phone asked “Is anybody hurt? Do you need an ambulance?” They lady replies “No I think everybody is OK but wait…… OH NO I THINK THIER DOG IS DEAD!!! Its not moving! It’s just laying there!” and starts to cry. The person next to her says “Excuse me lady but that is not a dog. It’s her wig that was knocked off!!!”

Back in college days we all worked several jobs. One of my jobs was working the 3rd, night shift at a convenience store. It was the 3rd shifts responsibility to clean the store. Our mean old butch manager was so cheap. She would have us take soap and cleaning supplies from the bottles on the shelf then replace with water. The bottles were then put pack on the shelves for sale. Now to the good part…. Every morning she would come in and complain the store was not clean enough. Then one night I got the idea to take some pine-sol off the shelved and put some into the air conditioner filter. The next day for the first time ever she said how clean the store looked!!! I worked there there for a year more. She always said nobody cleaned as good as me!!! LOL Try this trick at home on your partner and see what happens!!!!! LMAO