You Can Not Make this Up.

    One Labor Day weekend a big group from Tampa went to the Labor Day weekends infamous international annual GLBT party, Southern Decadence in New Orleans. After a full night of taking on Bourbon Street (they did close down at 6 am) we heard our friend in the next room shouting GD, F U & ##@!@#@!
    We staggered out of our beds and went next door to his room to see what was all the commotion and what was going on. Maybe he needed help?
     Asking our very drunk, a very responsible Tampa business person, friend what was going on? He rambeled, ” … and some GD, MF has glued all my pills down on this tray!!!! “
    We smiled and calmly said…“That is the TV remote control in your hand and the sup positive pills sitting there are the pillows buttons.”