You Just Can Not Make This Up

We have an airconditioned storage locker in Ybor City. Over the years have seen some very strange things.  From pot parties, man caves and strange open lockers. This past week there was a young guy sitting in a locker at a desk. Every time I went past the locker, he would turn so I couldn’t see his face. After 4 times I stopped and asked if he was, OK? He turned and said “Yes”. I then realized he was putting on makeup. I said your makeup looks great. We then started to talk. He practices his makeup in the storage unit so his family wouldn’t bother him. What a nice and smart kid.