You Just Can Not make This Up

I was enjoying relaxing in a favorite Gay bar. A guy I kind of recognized, but didn’t know walks up to me. He was much older than me and a little cocktailed, smelled of cigarettes. Say to me…. “Hi Tea Cup, just so you know, 30 years ago I thought you were very HOT and I wants to have sex with you. “Me… OK? Thank You???” Then he goes on and spoke. “But now your way to old for me and walks away.” All I could think to say was Blees your heart!!! For those of you not from the south that is how we politely say F-U here. LMAO