You Just Can Not Make This Up

Like many places, Ybor City is full of closet Gays. We were at a VIP Merchant Social in Ybor City.  Mayor Bob and all the VIPs were there and more. We were talking with one of our favorite VIP Ybor closet cases, who we will call Mike. All of a sudden up walk one of the crazy people. We will call him Crazy Jim. In a very loud voice Crazy Jim says “I KNOW YOUR SECRET!!!” The room went quiet. Everyone thought knew what he was going to say…. Gay LOL . Mike looked flush. Crazy Jim then actually said “I know you’re a Jew just like me!” With a big smile of relief Mike said “That’s no secret, everyone knows it.”  We don’t think Crazy Jim knew he was standing in a Jewish operated business. All the managers and top staff were Jewish.   LMAO