You Just Can Not Make This UP

Young amateur drinkers say the darndest things! This young girl with Big attitude actually said, “I will have a Gin and fresh squeezed pineapple juice.”
 I just smiled and said… “Can I see your ID please.” She told me that she was 23 and never carried her ID.
 I then said, “Well then, would you like a soda or tea?”
She just could not believe how I spoiled her night. LMAO