You Can Not make this Up.

One day at the neighborhood 7-11, there was quite the collection of characters there. We had just finished paying when the clerk yelled at a guy eating donuts… :You know you gotta pay for the donuts your eating!” He yelled back “What you B talking about? I aint eating any donuts!” We all started to laugh… his face was covered in sugar!!! Things started to get heated up.We decided not to leave the clerk alone in the store with the donut eater. Just then a police office walked in. He asked what was going on. The clerk told him Then the donut eater said again that he wasn’t eating donuts.  The officer and clerk talked and decided to give him a no trespassing warrant. As the donut eater was leaving he complained this was just wrong. We all laughed even harder. the office told us with a big smile “I was just coming in for a slurpee!”