You Just Can Not Make This Up

No Drugs Here!!!
There was a famous club in Ybor City. It had changed hands several times and ended up on the courts auction block. At the auction the original owner & designer was there. He told us we had to see his great idea. The club was a huge 2 story building with the stage on the mezzanine level between the 2 floors. Up the stairs and you were in the dressing room. On one side was the door to the office. On the other side there was a door. He told us to open the door. There was a very small closet with a toilet. Directly across the was another door. With a big smile he said, “Now open the other door.” There was the stage. So to get from the dressing room to the stage you had to go thru the closet with the toilet. Laughing he said, “None of those performers ever did drugs in this restroom!!!”