You Just Can Not Make This Up

We were at the beach one day watching a group of goofy guys from New Jerseys. How can we tell they are from Jersey you ask.  They were wearing socks with their sandals!!!  The guys were eating hamburgers and frys. Just then a seagull swooped down and took a french fry. With a very heavy New Jersey accent he yelled…. “Yo did you see what that Fu*king DUCK just did!!!” We all started to laugh and he went on to say “Yo that’s just not Fu*king right!!!”