You Just Can Not make This Up.

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I remember one Father’s Day weekend when a lady walked in with her Father. Then out of the corner of my eye I noticed they were making out very heavy. Humm… I say to myself. (Well you go Girl, he must be your Daddy.) Then 2 of her dunked friends walk in with a pitcher of cocktails already in their hands. The one says to me. What the F*ck!!! Tea Cup is not your name. What the F*ck is your real F*ucking name? I just said “China” and walked away. I go back to check on the table and Daddy girls asked “Where the F*ck is the ladies room” I just smile and say “where you first walked in.” Then she actually says “What the F*uck you mean I have to walk all the F*cking way back to the parking garage!!!” Me… no girl it is when you 1st walked into the restaurant. (Thinking to myself they sure do like to use the F word. Classy Very Classy LMAO) Then I take Daddy the bill. He looks a little upset. I say “Looks like you’re having a great day. Being out with 3 beautiful women.” He gives me a drop dead look and says “I have only 1 girlfriend and it her!” I say “of course and she is a lucky girl”. Then to change the subject I turn to the other 2 who I had noticed were wearing bar paper ID bracelets that say VIP. “I like your VIP bracelets where were you all partying at” She says the “XYZ Club on Friday Night.” Me WOW lucky you.” As I walk away thinking this is now Sunday you have worn those dirty club ID bracelets for 3 days. You Just Can Not make This Up.

Photos of the Week 6-10-18

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Photos of the Week    

 
NY NY Pizza
Centro Canteen
Bryan Chant
Kori Stevens


Fan Queens


Bradley’s on 7th
 
Hamburger Mary’s 
 


Hamburger Mary’s Pub House


 
Steam @ The Honey Pot

 
Tea Cup
Join Tea Cup on the Balcony at Hamburger Mary’s in Ybor City every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. 
 


 
 
Ybor Wine Bar
 

 


 
GaYBOR-Ybor City 
 
 
 
 

  
 

Dishing with Mark & Carrie 6-14-18

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Happy Father’s Day

TONIGHT

The Night Market @ Coppertail Brewing in Ybor City. Hope to see you all there.

https://www.facebook.com/events/1675024085914712/

 

THIS SATURDAY

Polk PRIDE

http://www.polkpridefl.com/

This Friday @ The Crowbar

https://www.facebook.com/events/244052202999543/

 

‘This Is Me’ Is the Year’s Surprise Pride Anthem

Read more in The Advocate Magazine https://www.advocate.com/music/2018/6/12/me-years-surprise-pride-anthem

https://youtu.be/CjxugyZCfuw

 

Good Bye Sun Dome, Hello Yuengling Center

The Sun Dome at USF is being renamed “The Yuengling Center” Wonder if there will be any beer special now?  GO BULLS

 

In Loving Memory Of Hector Martinez

From gofundme… Hector was an angel here on earth.   He left footprints in every life that he touched here on earth.  He had that million dollar smile but always true to everyone.  He was always giving back to the community & his friends.  So what better way to honor his legacy with a memorial rock in Ybor City.  We will try to get other memorials set up in different areas that Hector did his humanitarian work.  These places could be visited when you want to think of him & remember the good times you shared with him. Thank you to all that made this memorial happen. Thanks to everyone for your donations.  It is very appreciated!  Once again let’s keep my cousin alive here on earth that miss him dearly. We love you Hector forever in our hearts.

https://www.gofundme.com/memorial-rock-in-ybor-city