90+ Trees were Murdered in Ybor City by the City of Tampa!!!

    Friday, Sept 21, 2012.    The tall & luscious trees only crime was providing shade & beauty to historic Ybor City. Many of these trees were 15 years and older.  The trees were located between 6st Ave on the south & 9th Ave on the north and 14th Street on the east & 20th Street on the west.  Attached are photos of 90 trees (we counted others report 100 trees gone) gone and very much missed already.   To say the community & visiting guests to Ybor are outraged is an understatement.

You Can Not make This Stuff Up!!

We have these good friends who is almost as crazy as us!  He was a famous antique dealer who when he closed his antique store moved it into this home. Then down sized but didn’t get rid of anything!!!  So when invite to his birthday we couldn’t think of what to get him…. Then it hit us. He was having a fancy Birthday Party at his home so….. We had a head shot of a famous porn star that had just been in the are. We took the photo and autographed it. “To Mike, Thanks for the best sex ever! Next time it’s free! Love, Colt” Then we put it into a Elegant Silver picture frame and during the party left it on the back of the toilet in the guest bathroom. The next day Mike called faking he was upset & said “Only you bitches would do that!!!” We all laugher and the photo is still there years later. LOL LOL. Must have been the best every birthday gift….just say ‘n

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The Republican Convention was in town. We were seeing all kinda of crazy things. One day a big black SUV pulled up in front of our store. Out jumped 4 police offices in khaki sand uniforms. To our surprise they ran up to our super sized painted board cut outs of Dorothy & Leather man and started to take photos. Then jumped back into the suv and drove off!

Deep Thoughts….. The RNC

Deep Thoughts….. The RNC
Three Cheers for All the People of Tampa
Three Cheers for our Mayor Bob Buckhorn
Three Cheers for our Chief of Police Jane Castor
Three Cheers the RNC is over!!!!
    I am sure you know Gay people are everywhere and we do mean everywhere.  Did you know one of our favorite past times is to having cocktails with friends and dishing about how bad straight people behave?!?!? LOL YES, it’s true.  Did the largest convention in Tampa’s history, the visiting RNC ever give us all a lot to converse about. Many funny stories started with, “You will Not believe this!!!” Here is a sample of what we heard.  The rest of this dish allegedly happened. Nothing is confirmed true or false.
Wink Wink 
    Over & over again we heard “The RNC guests were some of the worst we have ever seen.” Rude, obnoxious, drunken are just some of the nice words to describe the delegates. The police had way more problems with the delegates than the protesters. Fights with over charging prostitutes & novel gouging drug dealers. Vandalism, stealing & looting was the norm. Were told to look the other way or to be fired over and over again. State ‘Delegatos’ walking out on their monstrous bar tabs and even lavish dinners. Trashed hotel rooms & condom littered limos. Bras found hanging on secured area hotel chandeliers. What has happened to our friendly West Coast city? The better than you attitude was everywhere.  There were more plastic AMSCOT credit card neuvo rich than at a tupperware party.  A call to room service…”We need a drawer full of knives right now to stick in our friends backs!!!”  A group of ladies were not patiently waiting for more shrimp to be put on the all you can stuff yourself table when they actual said “What is it with you people and those cigars? It must be a southern Gay fixation!!!” then all laughed… WTF???
    The encrypted gold invites to board the crowded mega yacht spaces at the Tampa marina were selective. At least $150 million in their personal or offshore accounts was the low benchmark. Wow 225′ luxury vessels are still called a yacht? The Coast Guard protected area had helicopters dropping off guests from the sky. And we thought those were all Apache Attack helicopters. Some of the small problems billionaires have we guess. What exactly is ‘Crossroads’ anyway?
    Free food events was like a cowbell! Haven’t these people eaten anything but Spam!  I thought that the police escorted convoy of beer trucks was just to much! Well, maybe needed! There were so many events with free lunches given away I think many local restaurateurs went to save on money on their weeks food bills. And there were only 2 ticketed cigar smoking conservative conferences this year.
    Taking down colorful Rainbow & Democratic flags & all those women posters. One little yellow bird told us, “If I hear… You obviously don’t know who ‘ I ‘ am?… one more time again!!”  I need an Advil!!
    The difference between a RNC delegate and a canoe is?  … the canoe tips. Wearing Alexander Amosu Silk lined suits, double starched OTR Ike Behar White shirts & Gucci Silk Ties, all knock offs, then complaining about the inside heat? Just go outside girl!!! It’s August in Florida…Really?? LOL
    Then there was the big Mormon Building on the river… The Marry-ville Riverside. Described by many as a “big out of control summer camp for juvenile delinquents running wild everywhere.” One little light blue bird told us, “There were so many people crying behind the scenes you would have thought Judy Garland or Princess Diana had just died.”  Oh the “Me first…Me first” shadowed empresses denounced. How can so called “church people” be so mean, cruel & insensitive? I guess it isn’t hard!!! We need NBC’s Saturday Night Live’s “Church Lady” to revisit us all now!.  Very expensive red Maserati cars were delivered by covered transport trucks to the hotels front door. Let’s just say major attitude were driving those cars who weren’t afraid of telling off the police. Maybe we were lucky not to have more of them in GaYBOR/Ybor City. Much of this you will never hear or will be denied. One thing is for sure…The RNC remnances will have the Gay Bars chattering & laughing for quite awhile!!!  I’m sure there were some nice people somewhere. But it’s much more fun to talk about the out of control straight bad ones.
     What about the GLBT Log Cabin Republicans? We didn’t see any of them! Humm… must have been busy practicing hiding in their Motel 8 closets.  LOL LOL  We are Voting for OBAMA.

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    The Kress Building Toilets & MC Starts Trouble Again
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This past month there have been massive renovations on the Kress Building block in downtown Tampa. Back in the 1990’s the Tampa International Gay & Lesbian Film Festival had a “Video Cabaret” and Festival Vendor Show here. We had a booth there. When they turned on the water after 10 years having been shutoff, all the pipes broke and were spraying water all over. There were 5 blue portable restrooms brought in. One Late night a little dizzy person came charging up to us demanding to know, “WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE!!!!” We said they had left and would be back later. Is there something we could help with? He actually said “Only one of those 5 toilets would flush!!!” He was serious!!! LOL LOL
    The featured film, at the Tampa Theatre, this festival was “The Naked Civil Servant” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Civil_Servant_%28film%29 an award film about the life of the famous eccentric Gay Icon Quentin Crisp http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quentin_Crisp . He had appeared in over 20 LGBT films. The day before at an art gallery in SoHo we had met Quentin & became friends instantly. That night he was the guest speaker and doing a question & answer after the film. The night the film was showing we ran into Quentin in the Video Cabaret. We offered to buy him a beer, which we found out he loved!!! After several beers we asked him if he needed to get over to the film. With a Quentin smile he said, “What for darlings, I know how the film ends. Let’s have another beer!!!” The film at the Tampa Theater ended & no Quentin & they couldn’t find him. OOOPS We caught hell for being too good of hosts that night!!! The best part was that we became life friends of Quentin. Who remembers the Sting song “Englishman in New York”? that was Quentin. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Englishman_in_New_York
Quentin Crisp
Dec 1908 – Nov. 1999

 

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Tampa Police Department: “Just pulled over a pool table going North bound on Albany”
    When we heard that the KIKIKI III was selling their pool table we just had to have it. This pool table had been in Gay Bars since the late 1940’s! Starting with the Knotty Pine!!! Arriving at the bar around 11PM with our mini van to pick up the table. Nobody every told us how big and it weighs over 1,000lbs. We soon realized it would never fit into the mini van. So… Mark went inside the bar and offered FREE beer to anybody who would help carry it 3 blocks away to our garage. With 12 drunk guys we lifted that table up and were 1/2 across Kennedy Blvd when the unexpected happened! Here came a fire truck with lights flashing and siren and horns blaring!!! We looked like something out of a silent movie all trying to move so fast! All kiddy steps.
    5 minutes later we were on the side street when here comes 3 police cars with lights on appear. One stops in front, one behind us and one along side of us. The lead officer jumps out of the squad car and talks to the microphone strapped to his shirt an actually says “Just pulled over a pool table going north bound on Albany”!!!!
    Our friend Glenn started to laugh hysterically which pissed of the officer.He put his finger in Glenn’s face and said “Do you think this is funny” Glenn remarked, “YES!!!!”
    Mark explained to the officers that he had just purchased the pooltable and showed him the paid receipt. The officers looked surprised and said to the others “It looks like they really did buy it!” then they all started to laugh. Mark explained that we only has 50 feet more to go then down the ally to our garage. The police said OK and with that one of the police cars led and another followed us with lights flashing to our garage.
    Once inside the garage with the doors closed there was a huge igh of relief as we realized several of the bar patrons who helped us had VOP (violation of probation warrants) We drank beer and played pool until the sun came up. Today the pool table is still inside the garage.
Photo from….The Knotty Pine a 1940’s Gay Bar in Tampa

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‘Don’t ask any question we have to get out side right now!!!!”
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    We have two very good Tampa friends Louis & Bob. We could write a book about them. Louis thinks out of the box like us. When they first moved to Tampa Louis was out at a club. He got to thinking and realized he had no idea how to get back to their new home. So he called a cab and gave the driver his new address. then pre paid the cab and said “You drive and I will follow you in my car!” LOL LOL One early morning Louis was up early. He pull the linens off the bed and popped them into the front loading washing machine on the second floor of their town home. Then he heard a noise coming from the washer. Quickly Louis said to Bob ‘Don’t ask any question we have to get out side right now!!!!” When Louis took the sheets off the bed he accidentally picked up the loaded revolver under his pillow is the bedroom. Don’t ask me why. The gun went thru the entire wash!!! Clean but needed much attention to. We promise to bring you more Louis & Bob stories soon.

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    Terror at the computer desk!!!
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    In Ybor City the buildings are over 100 years old. There are many crawlspaces and who knows what under the ground & in the walls. One day Mark aka Tea Cup was busy at his desk in MC Film, typing away our weekly column, Dishing. When he looked up at the computer monitor there was a baby possum glaring eye to eye and snarling at him! You could hear him scream for miles!!! The neighbors upstairs & next door came over to see what was wrong! After we calmed down Mark we caught the possum and released him outside.
  The next day the little possum came back!!! LOL.  This time he got a car trip to a park far away. But wait there’s more.
    The next week our friend Stephen found a stuffed possum toy & put it next to the computer. Not Funny, Not Funny just say n’.

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Mass Suicides

Hotel History Re- Approached
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    This week after several years of massive renovations the newly named Floridan Palace Hotel is re opening in downtown Tampa. It has been restored meticulously to the great grandeur of yesteryear. It is even taking back the post office space and have returned the large beautiful convention center. Originally built in 1927 at a whopping cost of $1.9 million. At one time the hotel with 19 floors was the tallest building in Florida. It stayed the tallest structure in Tampa until 1966 when the Franklin Exchange Building was completed. It was honored to be guest home quarters to movie stars including Gary Cooper and Lupe Velez and an overnight to singing sensation king, Elvis Presley. Also mobsters, judges and regional political figures did business at the famed hotel. The open 3 story dining room was a place to be seen! Politics, legislation and business ideas had a lot of creation and beginnings in this historic hotel gem.
    The Official VIP Party was Saturday night. Lights on the outside upper floors highlighted the Tampa skyline. Classic 1920 cars were adorned around the hotel. The street all blocked off. The big tall 1 story red neon lettered rooftop sign, Floridan Hotel was shining bright in the clear sky all over and above the city lights. Monday, July 30 will be the first night open to over night guests. Congratulations to hotelier and investor Antonios Markopoulos for a super 7 year renovation undertaking to the National Register of Historic Buildings designated Tampa footprint.
    Our first time in the old run down hotel was in early 1980’s. Our friend Jack was staying there as it was a rooming house then. His room was on the 7th floor. Jack S. insisted we go with him to see the view of Tampa from up there. We had just moved here from Minneapolis, MN where we were used to old tall buildings and sky scrapers. This was one of the scariest elevators we had ever been in. It squeaked, squawked and shook all the way up & down. It even missed the floor landing by a foot plus! Some of the residents in the hallways were even scarier!
    Then in 2005 our friend and realtor, Manny Alvarez had keys & took us inside. We unscrewed the outside containing entry boards to enter. At this time the building had been condemned. Hopes were in talks to have a gay investment group buy the building, renovate and open as a gay hotel. The city was taking offers of its sale. It was like a over done scene from a horror movie. The elevator shafts were open with no cars. The smell was very musty and the walls were moldy & somewhat wet. There was at least a half foot of dirt and bird droppings, woven cob webs & trash everywhere with birds flying above. Most of the windows were in tack and original. The carved worn marble floors still glistened when brushed with our feet. Then we looked up in the lobby to the old restaurant space and there were the beautiful crystal chandeliers in place and covered in dust far away from the reach of vandals or building thieves.
    In 1986 Dr Walt Banks, a local gay doctor & founding member of the MCC Tampa Church here, told us a chilling legend story about the hotel. In the 1950’s there was an annual secret Good Friday Easter Party in the Floridan penthouse. The party was of gay men from MacDill Air Force base and local businessmen. In those days gay was considered a mental illness and an undisputed military court marshal offense. The Tampa police & MP’s heard of the party & decided to raid it. Blocking all the stairwells, elevators & doors. They knocked on the door and rammed it open. You can just imagine what went thru the terrified guests inside the party. 2 of the men was said to instead of facing the police & court marshal jumped out the window & to their deaths. This day became known as “Black Friday” in the Tampa GLBT community.
    Most recently as a member of the Barrio Latino Commission we were given a VIP still in renovation tour of the madam building. Large steel girders open in the center of the building going from the ground level to the top of the building. Rooms in the transition state with state of the art large 3 room bedroom suites almost completed on the top floors. Another great historic Tampa building coming to life again!