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    Two Stories of Tampa Gay Life in the 1980’s
+Gay Life in the 80’s.
In the 1980’s we had two friends, Harold & Dale. Harold was in his early 30’s while Dale was in his 50’s both were total HOOTS & so much fun!!! The lovers had been together for 10+years and had just moved to Tampa. We were invited to their home for Thanksgiving. The apt was one of those overly packed with expensive antiques. Dale asked Mark to get down the big glass serving dish with a lid from the top of the china cabinet. When we opened the lid there was the biggest bag of pot we had ever seen! Dale screamed, “FABULOUS!!  I thought I had lost that bag 6 months ago!” Needless to say there were no leftovers that night.
A few weeks later Dale invited us over for his famous spaghetti and meatballs. We arrived right on time. Harold & Dale were sitting at the table laughing. Dale said, “I thought it was oregano! We sampled and sampled the sauce until it was all gone. Sorry Guys we ate everything.” How can you be mad about that? We all laughed. The next year they moved back up north. We stopped to see them in Chicago. They had us laughing right away like old times. Dale looked sick and Harold looked tired. A couple months later Harold wrote us that Dale died of AIDS and he was sick in the hospital with it too. That was the last we heard from them. The Christmas card was returned that year. Living the Gay Life in the 80’s.
+Gay Life in 1984
In 1980, we moved to Tampa. Mark was working as a bartender/server at The University Restaurant next to University Square Mall. There was a very fun group of young hot Gay guys that all worked there and hung out together. Like us were attending USF!  Names like Dakota Mike, Big Jim, Stevie Wonder, The Dancing Queens (PR of course) Tony & Carlos, Dead Sister Waneta, Crazy Keith, Big T Joanne and Need a Man Brenda. Our group leader of the pack was Rodney. Cute, hunky & full of life Rodney knew how to get the party started. Together we all would go to quarter night at the El Goya, to the St Pete causeway & beaches and had our own afterhours parties.
 Several years later we all got a call from Rodney. It was his 30th birthday and he wanted to show the world he still had it all! It was a must event. The party was at the Firehouse Pub on Busch & Florida Ave. Rodney danced the night away on the bar top looking great as we all filled his daisy dukes shorts with money. Three months later Rodney was dead from AIDS. By the end of 1984 Dakota Mike, Big Jim, Stevie Wonder, The Dancing Queens (PR of course) Tony & Carlos, Dead Sister Waneta had all died of AIDS too. Only Crazy Keith, Big T Joanne, Mark & Carrie are alive today. I often wonder how my life would have been different if they were all were still alive today. Then we smile just thinking of them all dancing the night away at the big The El Goya in the sky. Gay Life in 1984

You Just Can Not Make This Up

The First time you had sex?
Carrie is always teasing Mark about his big stack of notes written on guest checks. LOL LO That is because there is always something going on at the balcony at Hamburger Mary’s.  One night we were between shows and Miss Joey Brooks was holding court on the end of the bar. A performer we will call Miss R, who we will just say was FULL OF LIFE (Cocktailed), came out to the bar. Before we knew it she was on top of the bar voueging. She laid out on the bar top & ordered a shot for everybody. Lifted the shot and said “Here’s to the first time we all had sex! I’m sure you all remember the first time!!!! I do it was at Miss Joey Brooks house!” You could have heard a pin drop as Miss Brooks actually put down her goldschlouger and said “OOOOO” Miss R then announced “Yes it was Fantastic I was 18 and he was a much older man…21 years old! We were in your backyard waiting for you to get home from a show late one night. and was with …. (famous bartender) . The things you hear on Hamburger Mary’s balcony!!! LOL LOL LOL

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Not to bright robber
This past Thursday night around 11:30 all of a sudden there were fire trucks, ambulances, dozens of Tampa Police & Supervisor cars in front of MC Film along 15th Street. Carrie said out loud, “WHAT DID MARK DO NOW!?!?!” For a change Mark was innocent & hadn’t done anything. A thief had just stole a motor scooter. The police were in a hot pursuit of the stolen bikester. The not to fast thinking criminal turned down the alley next to MC Film & YRS. Only to find it was a dead end running into the Muvico Theatre walls.  There was a space 10-14 inches between Muvico Theaters & the next warehouse. The ‘not so bright’ robber tried to squeeze thru it and you guessed it… got stuck. The police & firemen were all laughing as they were snapping photos. The robber was so stuck that the fire department had to come out and hoist him up 3 stories to get him out. Then onto jail!!!

The Tree Person

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    We all know the drama over the murder of 110+ trees in GaYBOR/Ybor City. We still can not believe all the tree haters! That’s another story. On October 31, 2012 Halloween they came to plant a new olive trees in front of MC Film.
    One of the trees that had been cut down and the stump had already removed. The workers started to dig out a hole. There was a tree root in the way. They chopped the root and pulled it out of the ground. The root was in the form of a Tree Person!!!! All the workers stopped, one even ran away.
    We saved the picturesque humanoid like root and put it on display inside MC Film. Our good friend Diana said it was a gift from the Tree Gods to us for fighting for the trees. Stop by and tell us what you think?

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        Buy Your Own Ice!!!!
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    Tea Cup has bartended at many places across Tampa Bay. The most strange and unbelievable place was at “The Vault” on Central Ave in St. Pete. I will never forget the first night there. I asked the owner where the ice machine was and he looked at me very surprised and actually said “WHAT!!! you didn’t stop on the way in and buy some?!?!?” I laughed and said your joking! He wasn’t!!! The promoter pulled some cash from his pocket and sent guys to buy some ice. That wasn’t the strangest part. I was set up in the small back room bar. There was one red strand of Christmas lights over the bar. I complained that we couldn’t see the keys on the cash register. He said it doesn’t matter. Just put the money in the drawer. I then asked what do we charge for drinks. He said, “What ever you think you can get from them?” LOL LOL LOL
    The next week started the Judy B. Goode Show with Paul Thomas. For some crazy reason the owner liked Tea Cup and they got along fine. Over the next 9 months he did crazy strange things. One night at 2AM he said nobody leaves until he does inventory to see how much liquor was used. OK Tea Cup asked “What is the starting inventory?” He said ‘it was in his head”??? LOL LOL
    The night before St. Pete Gay Pride in 2003 or 2004 the owner fired all the bartenders except Tea Cup. He said that all the other bartenders were stealing from him. Tea Cup said he quit too. The owner told Tea Cup that he would not pay Judy B. Goode if Tea Cup didn’t bartend the next day. The next day Tea Cup bartended and Judy was paid.
     The day after that the Vault closed.

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    Ugly Women
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    There was this famous drag queen in Tampa who was an alleged coke dealer. We will change her name and call her Carlotta. When not in full drag she looked like woman down on her luck. One day our uncle was visiting us. Carlotta was walking down our alley when she stopped to yell ” hello” with her very heavy PR accent.
     Our Uncle Gale smiled and said, “I have to tell you guys… my god the women in this town are ugly!!!” 
     One night we were coming home from our first MC Film store located across from the University of Tampa. There was a huge two story house fire. We stopped and there in the front yard was Carlotta. She told us that she had just bought new furniture for her whole apartment and of course was very upset. The next day we heard a very different story. Allegedly…. she did not pay her coke supplier and spent the money on new furniture. When he found out the supplier set the house on fire. Who knows if this is true or not but that was the last time we saw Carlotta.

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    Ghost Stories from GaYBOR/Ybor City
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From our Award Winning Past Column in ” Dishing with Mark & Carrie” 2009 column of the ghostly times in Ybor City. We thought that would keep up the ghostly stories.
    Talking with people about the historic Ybor City District reveals more and more ghost tales. Most recently, 3 weeks ago in fact at JJ’s Cafe, we met up with former proprietor of the former Lower Red Bar on 16th Street, Annie. Annie was with her boyfriend, Jay and one thing led to another. We made mention of the infamous Ybor gangsters and murdered gambling profiteer mobster, Charlie Wall. “This was one of his hangouts we understood.” I said. A ghostly trail of many lore and characters and who knows what in the earlier days of Ybor City. Gambling, prostitution, ethnic turf wars and the famed prohibition Ybor City bootlegging! Well, Ybor City is more than diverse!
    The conversations went on to mention of ghosts. They had faces of horror on both of their faces.” We have a poltergeist demon in our upstairs apartment.” Annie said. as she pointed up. “ I mean it!” Jay went on to say that, ” (we’ve) have been living in our apt for over 2 years and unaccountable screeches, voices,, banging of pots, pots being tossed around, water turning on in the shower and our kitchen sink in the middle of the night and getting personally slapped and held down. Silhouette ghostly sightings are infrequent but both have observed white cloudy orbs! It is a weird experience.”
    They both looked at each other puzzled and then said, ” We have to surround our bed with glass and candles every night or else!!” More info forth coming…
Ghostly Lore Tales of and In Historic Ybor City
    In the almost thirty years in Tampa area we have always loved the uniqueness and historic aspect of Historic Ybor City. Yes, it is quaint, historic, ethnic and very open to a variety of cultures that keep it vibrant. No one group has a ruling hand in Ybor. It is a melting pot of kind. Just by its early beginning it served as a non-segregated community in Tampa. Often the beginnings of a village, are filled with terrific lore stories of ancestry or ghostly spirits of the past. I went out with pen, paper & camera into the historic area to find and hear about some of the historic Ybor City ghost lore stories. I started out with some old stories we have heard as being, “Oh that place is haunted.”
    My reply is ,”Why and what have you heard that makes you tell me that… that place is haunted?” Here are a few of my interesting findings.
    Teatro on 7th, now closed in Centro Ybor (previous Big City Tavern) I had been told has a cynical spirited ghost in the 2nd floor of El Centro Espanol’s Building restaurants hallway from the kitchen to the dining room. Often tripping or pushing servers with a tray full of plates of food. Some servers say they feel like a rope came up and tripped their legs or someone pushing them on their shoulders. Owners chef, Bill and Leigh have more interesting stories. Many guests and workers have seen a beautiful Latino lady in a full floor length white dress in high heels and has been seen there in the restaurant numerous times. Very period piece timing and she is gone as quick as she is identified. Most recently a mischievous ghost has been making waves in Teatro with a quick push down the kitchenway. One of the owners, Jill was pushed from behind in the front of the bar and had bruises on her back to show for it. Nobody was around! This I was told, “happens a lot!”
    And in a very eerie moment, workers were stripping and sealing the wood floor. They closed up late and when opened the next morning candle wax was puddled all over the floor near the huge floor to ceiling windows. The only candles around were new and had not been lit! Yes, doors open and close by themselves at Teatro and yet nobody is around. And now it is an FBI office furniture store.
King Corona on 7th Avenue had a lot of different operating tenants prior to the famous cigar /coffee shop. Previously Raul Vega for decades sold the finest in women’s clothing then La Nica Fashions was there up to 1997. Owner Don Barco gave me some of the chilling accounts that he has experienced and were told of his establishment. First was a taut cigar smoking gent who looked like a boss of the place. No it wasn’t present owner Don! This business gentlemen spirit had been spotted by customers and was said to be wearing a light colored fluffy shirt and the sleeves rolled up on this hairy armed ghost. He seems to be curious as to what customers like to buy!
    Secondly is the sighting of a small smiling little girl. Store employee Sarah has seen the little girl and thought that her parents were around. She vanished. She has been seen by many customers and salesmen that call on Don. ” That is a cute little girl Don! Who is she?” he has been asked by a number of reps and patrons. All describe a smiling little girl in a turn of the century Sunday dress. Is anyone missing any children?
    Island Florists on 7th Ave is a most unlikely place for a ghost. Flowers and gifts fill the local shop owned by Mario. I had heard of a co existing ghost at the store. HE is said to have been in the big fire in the 1920’s when a large portion of Ybor City was burned down including the brothel and the unlicensed casinos directly behind Island Florist. Mario showed me the fire and smoke marks still scoring the bricks almost 100 years later. The ghost makes the dog bark as he comes in through the ally screen door entry. He comes in quite frequently some days. It is said that he was burned to death in the fire leaving the brothel! He still marches around looking for an escape in the 15th street ally.
    The Italian Club of Tampa ( est. 1894) on 7th Ave is an ethnic pillar and the social outlet for many decades as a plaza auditorium for dances, dinners, card playing and community social events. This historic building has a singular aspect that isn’t scary but memorable. A number of members have seen past Italian Club President Paul Longo and a long standing board member (1920-1980’s) ghost walking around inside the huge social club auditorium and in the basement bar. Always working to keep it in ship shape condition.
The Italian Club Cemetery on 22nd Street North is a private Italian Member Cemetery. But one of the most recalled stories that I was told from early 1980’s is the story of Italian club women working one day at the cemetery sprucing up the cemetery for the annual Italian Cemetery picnic putting in plants and trimming around the family gravestones. A lady on her knees was trying to get up from working when a smartly young dressed soldier came up and offered her his hand to help her up. She ‘Thanked Him very much’ and asked for his name not recognizing who he was and thought one of the other ladies had a relative coming to see the cemetery.
    After she looked around and yelled to the other ladies, the well dressed muscular smiling soldier spirit vanished. Others have said to have experienced the same uniformed young gent at different times.
    Gaspar’s Grotto on 7th I talked with owner, Shere Schiller about the ghost appearing hands in pictures taken at the eatery and bars location. The pictures when they were developed have ghostly long hands around a small boy. Easy to see but unexplained! Noises are heard by patrons and employees in the back of the bar still occur. And nobody is back there! The pictures are still displayed!
    The Ritz on 7th has recently had a multi-million dollar makeover. It is a spectacular historic theatre and something else is too. Children are heard running, screaming and playing in the upstairs apartments corridors by a lot of the tenants. Sometimes disruptive, the playful noises come and go in this adult only apartment complex! Carla V. a manager of the Ritz, says she has had a few of the 2nd floor tenants tell her more suspicious stories. The residents look in the hallways and see nothing but faint to loud noises of children playing being heard, often! And as the story is told It seem some of the children living there in the 1930’s were playing “horsey” with friends and a younger brother who he fell over the 2nd floor balcony accidentally hanging himself.
    And after that in the early 1970’s, the theatre projectionists, Beemer, knew the dazzling Ms Melanie Minyon. On occasion the infatuated admirer of a very young Melanie had her come over to the Ritz. “On many occasions the projector in the projectionist room would just start running and show what ever movie was on the reels or with nothing on the movie reels. It just had a mind of its own.” Melanie said. ” Very eerie.”
    The Social (former Ybor Eagle) is a new phenomenon sighting that occurred by one of the bartenders, Shane. Working on opening and setting up the bar, all alone, noises came from the back of the bars restroom areas. Doors opening and closing. He was sure that he was the only one there but went to investigate the situation after a couple of doors started banging. Seeing that nobody else was there he walked back to the bar. Around the corner he heard chains rattling and taps on the wall. He left screaming and didn’t stop until he could go to the old Streetcar Charlie’s for some water. And probably a couple of beer!
Oh I just love gothic, terrorizing paranormal and ghostly stories.
      Czar ( former Tracks, Pleasure Dome, El Goya) on 7th has a lot of friendly ghost beings. I had to talk with the Ybor Diva Joey Brooks about encounters and stories she had heard. “Need not go any further. These are first hand encounters.” she said. First when a youngster, she started working at El Goya in the spot light room upstairs next to the office she and co-worker friend and small dwarf, Dolly were working the spot light in the very small cubby hole. The infamous drag show was getting ready to start. ” You have to realize this area we worked in was a tiny space right over the main bar.” They heard footsteps and thought the manager (Warner) was checking up on them. But they noticed the manager down stairs next to the bartender. They waved for the bartender to have the manager go check upstairs as someone was walking around in the office. Security went and didn’t find anyone and locked the door. The show started and the lights were on stage with the performers and they heard the definite footsteps overhead again. Joey slipped a note for the bartender for the manager to check upstairs again. Again nothing and was yelled at by the security guy. The show was almost over and again the steps were loud above their heads in the little spot room space. All of a sudden a ghostly man in his white pant legs dropped through the cubby hole where they were working. Then just disappeared. Yes, it scared the ‘begeebers’ out them both!!! The lights went out…Sorry who was ever on stage.
    Then in the back western themed bar one night Joey and a couple of other performers were getting ready before the club opened and walked down the hallway and there was a man in a white tailored suit, large white hat, smoking a stinky cigar.
    ” Are you suppose to be here?” Joey matter of factly asked then turned around and left. Calling a security guard to check it out as no one was suppose to be in the club yet. No one was there as they returned but the cigar smell was strong and smoke still was there. Others have seen this same ghostly man in white in all parts of the club. Upstairs and down!
    A story Joey also shared was about the club was when it was the Havana Hotel and the Las Novedades Restaurant. A chef and hot headed waiter had a quarrel and turned into a deadly knife fight. The dead waiters ghost has been seen in the club in a white waiters outfit.
    Don Vicente Hotel (old Gonzalez Hospital and Clinic) on 14th and 9th Ave we have been told that the basement bar of the hotel has had many visiting guests see spirits, and not from the bottle spirits kind either! This was the previous area of the past hospitals morgue. Known as “The hospital of the ‘un-dead’” as patients whom were thought to have had passed away were put in the cool basement morgue and miraculously came back to life. Some say hot weather outside in the hot summer Florida heat revived many and some say no explanation! In 2011 a family staying at the historic inn had a group picture taken on the classic stairwell. When they looked at the pictures later on, there was an older gentleman and a young girl in a white lace dress looking from the inside of the mirror out to the family. They sent a copy back to the hotel. Bizarre!
    Ybor Resort & Spa ( former Trelles Clinic & Hospital) on 8th Ave is another very bewitching and scary place. The building sat for years without any tenants or maybe they spiritly did. Before the remodeling to the new resort I personally can say this place was like going to the halls of a haunted house. Equipment left; a huge sanitizer machine, a bone crsherthe pot shape bone crusher in the morgue and the medical surgery room with the surgeons sinks. It wasn’t until I met up with owner, Fred Schwartz about the windows closing on their own. The doors on the 2nd floor rooms would never stay closed. The feeling of someone putting there hand up the back of your neck and hair line. It would end chills up your spine.
    I remember calling televisions Sci Fi Network TV Channels “Ghost Hunters” about this scary place. They responded as did HBO’s TV show, Paranormal, former local group leader of Bill Sharpe’s Ghost Watchers and SFPRS. On many 30+ tours of the old medical building we experienced anomalies, spirits, huge temperature changes, and things you just knew were ghosts and not tales! We met the child in the pharmacy who yanked on a number of peoples clothing and said in Spanish on digital recording, “My name is Juan.” I and others also met up numerous times and even filmed with the ghostly spirit Conchita Trelles, beautiful wife and nurse at the medical center to the womanizing Dr. Jorge Trelles. On one specific tour someone taking pictures didn’t realize it at the time but captured an image of a dark hazed ghostly person in the 2nd floor hallway.
    Well, that is only a few sampling accounts of lore tales, unexplained spirits and stories in Historic Ybor City.
    I know that I will be receiving more fun stories.
Ghosts Lore Adventure Stories and More of My Growing Up Years …
    I just love the crispy fall season. It is reminiscent of my younger days growing up in the colorful leafy wooded area in northern Wisconsin. I encountered many paranormal and ghostly stories of lore growing up. A few that really got my mind going was the story of a Wisconsin River ferryboat captain murdered and was an American Civil War deserter and ferry boat captain, Capt. Calvin Blood buried near St. Point, WI. The irony is that he was buried in the Blood Family Cemetery alongside the river. A lot of area kids, college students and residents went to see the grave site and often saw what appeared to be a ghost who was said to have whispered to many, “I’m Capt. Calvin Blood!” He is said to have been murdered by a couple of crazy robbing ferry patrons. His ghost was here, there and everywhere!
    I went to the cemetery one evening with a family friend St. Point Police Detective Audrey on a cool fall night to see if we would see the infamous Calvin! We took the police cruiser out to the cemetery in the early evening hour. We arrived at the tempered care cemetery and walked around to see where the Blood gravesite and stone was. Definitely a party place for young crowds in the area with beer cans spread around.
To our surprise the portable police radio started to screech and then went dead. We walked back to the cruiser and the car didn’t start. The battery was totally dead. We were a little on edge with both of the incidences that just occurred. We were stuck out in no where land. And not along a well traveled road. We walked around the fenced hallowed graves and grounds. The wind was whistling through the tall pine trees and we were sure we would see something out of the ordinary – ghost or something! Nothing but a sense of eeriness.
    An hour later the police radio came back on unexpectedly and we called for a tow truck. The car was started by the truck driver. Oh well…. No signs of ghosts or apparitions but a truly weird northern night experience.
    The second personal experience was also very surrealistic and genuinely honorific. I think everyone knows Alfred Hitchcock’s famous country motel movie, ” Psycho” a haunting Halloween season timed classic. The deranged movie is based upon a guy from our neighboring town. His name was Ed Gein; loner, handyman, farmer, murderer, taxidermist and cannibalist. He was one of America’s worst documented psychopaths, serial killers and a big ‘momas boy’! In fact he preserved his dead mother and had her body sleep in his bed with him.
    As a youngster I recall, I went with my parents to see his farmhouse just a day after the cities newspapers breaking headline report. The county sheriff said that he was arrested for murdering a hardware owner, Bernice Worden in rural Plainfield, Wisc. She was well known as the owner of the country hardware and farm store and both my parents and family knew her. The 2 lane rural highways around the isolated farm were packed with sheriff & police cars, TV trucks, cars and hundreds of neighboring rural people. He was known by our family because he had bought fresh vegetables and fruit from my Aunt Grace who had a fresh vegetable/ fruit roadside stand. Police traced him from the last receipt at the small country hardware store. They found the shop owner decapitated and strung up in his barn. Neighbors said that Gein would often offer them sausage meat saying it was deer meat and he was a known hunter. Hmmm.
    Police investigators found human skull bowls, tanned human skin lampshades, human skin belts, ground up human meat, human made sausage and human organs in the refrigerator. Weeks after we had visited the gruesome site neighbors burned the farmhouse and out buildings down so it wouldn’t turn into a cult museum attraction. The whole area called Gein’s house the “house of horrors.” Gein’s old pickup truck was sold to a circus as a sideshow exhibit. Police said that they found a list of older area women’s names on a pad in the trashed dilapidated unkept farmhouse kitchen and Aunt Grace’s name was on the list.
    Other movies also used this schizoid psycho mania guy as inspiration including “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” and “Silence of the Lambs.” They say ghostly sightings and paranormal odd things still are found around the Plainfield farm property today. He died in a Wisconsin Mental Asylum 1984.

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    Wild Night at New York New York Pizza
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    Everybody knows that the must do last stop in GaYBOR/Ybor City is to NY NY Pizza. The Best pizza and wildest floor show and they don’t even have a floor show!!!! One night it was after 2AM and the place was busy. All of a sudden a man fell out of the ceiling!!!! Everybody screamed! The owner Freddie ran up to the very drunk guy and asked… “Are you OK? Where did you come from? What’s going on?”
    The drunk actually said, “Those’s Mother F***ers locked me into the mewsroom. So I had to crawl up into and out thru the ceiling!!!”
    Freddie stated, “What there is no lock on the door!” The Drunken customer replied he had pushed & pushed and the door wouldn’t open IT WAS LOCKED!!!!!” Freddy replied, “It wasn’t locked all you have to do was to pull the door not push!” Freddie  and another employeeshowed the intoxicated gent, then escorted him out the door.

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        What’s in That Box?!?!?!?
    A unusually group of people were in the gay club. They were straight, Lesbian & Gay. The group was in a big party mood. On the corner of their table was a metal box. During the drag show there were all putting money on to of the box as tips for the drag performers.
    Finally Esme couldn’t take it any more and asked “What’s up with this box?” They explained that their 2 favorite lesbian aunts had passed away. The ashes of both of the aunts were in the box. The Aunties LOVED drag shows so…. There Gay & Straight families decide to take the Aunties on a trip from Atlanta to Tampa onto New Orleans to see drag shows. After the show we told Esme that she really knocked them dead tonight!!!

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    “Chocolate Meat Balls”
    We were at this very fancy Gay Holiday Party. There was a very elegant buffet set up with the finest crystals & silver. Then the host announced everybody to the buffet and said “Let the children go first” We looked around & the host was pointing toward us!!! OMG!!! To be fair there were people in their 90’s at the party.
     I was in a very festive mood aka cocktailed. So I put a couple meat balls on my plate. Then turn to talk with somebody when the meat balls rolled off the plate and into the chocolate fondue. Very gracefully I reached for a spoon an scoped the meatballs out of the chocolate. The caterer saw it and his eyes looked like dear in headlights. Wouldn’t you know it the snoopy queen behind me also saw everything.
    He said “Why, I have never thought of dipping meatballs into chocolate.” Then proceed to do it too as then did everybody else in the line behind me. OMG LOL LOL. The next year at the same party there was a huge chaffing dish with meatballs covered in chocolate sauce. You just can not make this up!!!