Go Cristinos!

 

The world famous “Cristino Coal Oven Pizza Restaurant”  will be opening soon in GaYBOR/Ybor City on the corner of 8th Ave & 17th Street..  A 5 star favorite, http://www.yelp.com/biz/cristinos-coal-oven-pizza-clearwater the opening of a Christino’s on this side of the bay is much anticipated with delight by the local community. Popular owner, Lenny, is a proud supporter of not only the GaYBOR District but Ybor City too. Cristino’s is a major sponsor of this years “Historic Ybor Holiday Spirit.”

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The Ybor Social

School is back in session! The Florida Entertainment (Honey Pot, G.Bar & Social) group have spent 100’s of hours cleaning & fixing up the Ybor Social  getting ready for this new incredible fun year. Visit https://www.facebook.com/YBORCLUBS

 

Best BANG!! For Your Dollars this Labor Day Weekend

There are Incredible Fun Things Happening the Weekend!!! Our pick for the one “MUST DO EVENT” is the GaYBOR Beach Blanket Bar Crawl. Starting on Hamburger Mary’s balcony at 4:30 on Sunday. The tickets are only $15 thanks to the wonderful sponsors! The group will travel together thru 9 GaYBOR Club. FREE Shots at all locations. The last stop will be the Honey Pot and includes FREE Admission to the Honey Pot Famous Labor Day GLOW PARTY!!!.

 

You Just Can Not Make This Up

    FREE Beer?
Last Saturday afternoon was the FSU (Florida State University) bar crawl in GaYBOR/Ybor City. 99% of the huge crowd were fine the other 1% gave us something to laugh about. About 5 PM two FSU “Yaah Who’s” were walking west on 7th ave. Both had their FSU shirts off and tucked into their falling down shorts. With beer belly’s hanging out the pair were full of team spirit and booze. Shouting out go team and ” F” this and “F” that.
As they disappeared down the street a highly bright glossy painted car with huge expensive rims, loud boom boom music & way to expensive paint job drove by. The car stopped in front of NY,NY Pizza. The guys inside the car wanted to impress the girls eating pizza on the street cafe. They squealed the tires in a spin out then broke the cars axle!!! LOL
Blocking traffic the police were called to help. While waiting for the tow truck the police closed the street down and detoured the traffic.  Just when this scene couldn’t get any funnier here come the touting “Yaah Who’s” walking back. This time they were in the middle of the now closed 7th Ave. Still shouting go team & “F” this & “F” that. They actually had a cheap 12 pack of beer under their arms and an open can of beer in the other hand. The 2 FSU guys walked right into the police! LOL LOL
Then they started a fight with the police. I’m sure this was a proud moment for their Mothers! The guys were handcuffed and sat down on the curb waiting for the police pick up wagon.
Now the really funny part….. Just then a couple of Ybor’s homeless guys spotted the 12 packs in the street. The guys ran out and picked up the beer then quickly disappeared. The crowd was cheering the homeless guys.  The handcuffed guys started to yell, “POLICE ; POILCE They are stealing our beer!”
You just can not make this up!!! LOL

GaYBOR Member of the Week

Mike & Scott
Two of the hardest behind the scene workers you will ever find in GaYBOR/Ybor City! The couple have spent many,many hours on this weekend bar crawl. Be sure to thank them when your on it this weekend. We just have one quest for the guys. Why is it always Mike & Scott and not Scott & Mike? Hum… could it be the same reason we are always Mark & Carrie?
Maybe…..Because just like in the movie “Tourch Song Trilogy” , Mark & Mike set down the law years ago & said they are the pretty ones!!! LOL LOL