You Just Can Not Make This Up

One night in a St. Petersburg bar a very large person stood up and grabbed his chest. The person then collapsed onto the floor of the club and was out cold. People started to yet call 911 he is having a heart attack. The bartender yelled “I got this” and then ran from behind the bar to the person. To the horror of everybody watching he… rolled the guy over and pulled his wallet out. Then ran back behind the bar and sipped the guy’s credit card. Then called 911. When the paramedics arrived he was taken away unconscious.  I guess when drinking in St. Pete always give the bartender your credit card in advance.