You Can Not Make This Up

You Can Not Make This Up
    Lost Cell Phone at “G” BAR
    Its common for people to leave cell phones at clubs for one reason or another. When a phone is found the next day at bars staff  try to find the owner. If the phone is not locked they call the last number called from the phone and ask if they know who this was and to please call them they have the phone.
    One Sunday morning, Robert of Florida Ent. Group found a phone at G.BAR. He proceeded and called the last number and a sweet very elderly woman answered the phone whispery. She said yes she knew who the person was that had this number. It was her lovely granddaughter visiting her from up north. Robert said that the phone was found on the sidewalk in front of G. BAR and she could come & pick it up.
    Then the grandmother asked, “What does the “G” stand for?” Robert quickly thought I can not tell her Gay so he said, “God.”
     The grandmother said, “That is definitely a place my granddaughter would go to.”
     LOL LOL you just can not make this up.