You Just Can Not Make This UP!!!

It was a very fun and busy weekend. The LGBTA Gasparilla Softball Classic Tournament was in town. 100’s of Hot Softball players from across the country made for a lot of eye candy. Hamburger Mary’s hosted the closing party Sunday night. The after party was at Bradley’s on 7th. After working 3 doubles I was off and done for the week. It was off to Bradley’s. I open the door and Bradley’s was packed. Thru the crowed I spied an open chair. This old queen darted over to the chair and sat down. I passed my tea cup to the bartender Bradford and it was filled with the 1st drink of day. One sip and it was like “Angels dancing on my tong!” One big deep exhale and suddenly everything was right in the universe again. Next to me was a young girl all dressed up. She says to me. “I like your name tag.” OMG I forgot to take the TEA CUP name tag off again. LOL Then she asks “Do you work at Disney?” I smile and say “Why Yes Kinda”. All excited she say “That is my favored ride at Disney!!!” I laugh, thinking to myself WOW not very bright. I say “Your boyfriend is smoking HOT your very lucky.” She actually say to me, a total stranger drinking out of a Tea Cup “I think so too!! I just blew him in the car on the way here!” With a bigger smile again I say ‘Well lucky you” She giggles again and are off into the crowd. Two cocktails later there are back and this time spills her drink on me. In a drunken voice says “We just had sex in the restroom again!” Just then the bouncers come up and say to them “Its time for you two to go home”….. You just can not make this up.