You Just Can Not Make This Up

There was this guy who dressed up like Batman. He drive his motorcycle thru Ybor City to the delight of everyone. One night a friend and me stopped at the Wooden Nickel in North Tampa. We had his dog with us so we put the car window down a little. When we cam back to the car the friendly dog had jumped on the door lock. Opps the keys were inside too. My friend was putting his arm into the car when from behind us in a deep voice we heard…. “HAVE A PROBLEM CITIZENS?” We turned and there was the Ybor Batman. Staying in charter Batman pulled the window and we got the keys. We asked Batman “How did you know we needed help?”  Batman said “I’m everywhere citizens.” Then jumped on his bike and drove off. We looked at each other and said “Holy Cow did that just happen? Did Batman just save us