You Just Can Not Make This Up

I started bartending in 1978. Some things have not changed since then. Everytime when the bar is busy and I am trying hard to go fast there is this person. What would you like to drink? “I don’t know??? What’s your favorite drink to make??? Giggle Giggle” I say “My own drink when I get off work! Now what do you drink? Vodka, Gin, Rum ,Teq, Whisky, Beer or WATER???” Then comes Giggle Giggle “No what is your very favorite thing to make?” … I just smile and say “Money.”  Some things just never change. LOL LOL