You Just Can Not Make This Up

One of our apartment was rented to a Fun Artist and Bartender, who we liked very much. After 5+ years she moved out and told us she couldn’t take everything with her. No problem we have cleaned out many apartments before. In our urban neighborhood things that are still good are put on the curb for anybody to pick up. Out to the curb went bar stools, wine cooler, furniture and art works. Remember we told you she was a artist. Included in this art was a stack of naught but nice framed painting of a woman’s private parts. There was also a lot of  booze. (This is the actual photo of the booze) . We put the photo on facebook with a note FREE to the 1st person to come for it.  Right away there was a message from Bill, a friend of our from the Ybor Quarter had called an Uber and was on his way….. I moved 4 cases of booze to the curb. A car pulled up and the guy jumped out. He said “Did I beat Bill here? I’m his friend and will take 1 case.” We gave him the case. Just as he was pulling off Bill pulled up. We told him his friend just left. “Bill said What friend??? LMAO We started to load the liquor into the car. The Uber driver with a very heavy India accent asked “What is going on here? Why is all this on the front lawn?” We explained it was Urban Re Purposing. He picked up one of the painting of a woman’s private parts and actually says “OH MY this is a Very Good Painting of a Woman’s KITTY CAT!” Everyone laughed and we told him he could take it home and in fact take all 12 home. He put all 12 in his front seat and said ” My friends will not believe that today I found 12 Kitty Cats on a front yard and got to take them all home. I love this Uber job!!!”